What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 07:19
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
What happened to your school bully?
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
He : Then let's have some coffee
Me : I don't drink coffee also
Why are black women the largest unmarried group in the United States of America?
He : I'm 24.
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
What is the degree of influence of Saudi Wahhabism on the modern Muslim world?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Me : I don't drink
How do you view men and women who cheat?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Does centrifugal force teach us about gravity?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
My son is possessed, now he has psychosis. Can someone help me?
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Me : Sure.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Is the Trump-Zelenskyy meeting a preview of what the US is going to do to Taiwan?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
What is your review of the Redmi 9A? Is it worth buying?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
How does gut health affect mental well-being?
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Have you ever answered your door in lingerie?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Me : Thank you.
Me : No
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Me : Because it's month of August.
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Do all you people that took the "jab" feel lied to yet?
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
He : Tea ?